I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me

Bring laughter wherever your little one goes with this hilarious handmade baby onesie! Featuring the cheeky phrase “I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me,” this romper is perfect for parents who love a good sense of humor. Whether worn daily or gifted at a baby shower, it’s guaranteed to get smiles (and laughs).

Made with soft, breathable fabric that’s gentle on baby’s skin and designed with easy snap closures, this onesie combines comfort with comedy. A unique keepsake outfit that will definitely stand out.

Perfect For:

• Baby shower gifts with a funny twist
• Everyday wear that gets a laugh
• Family gatherings and photo moments
• Unique gifts for parents with a sense of humor

Available Sizes:

0–3M | 3–6M | 6–9M | 9–12M | 12–18M | 18–24M

Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Handmade and brand new

✔ Funny, eye-catching design

✔ Soft, gentle fabric for baby’s comfort

✔ Easy snap closures for quick changes